Ineffable Ontological Detanglement .: Introspective Assistance & Mental Analysis Manual

Culinary Arts: Foreword by Kit Carruthers
It is in fact an art. We put it within the same framework of art as any other form of art... Painting, music creation, writing fiction. However it is not permitted to hit the same levels of taken serious and pretention. It can hit a certain level of taken serious and pretention, however it looks a little ridiculous when it's taken all the way to German art techno vibe extravagantly large plates with tiny little servings. Now, presentation is important, that's most certainly true, but, at this point you're a little bit revealing you don't exactly think like a high artist you think like a wants to be a high artist.

I have logically disproven for you that anybody who says they can taste the difference between these two products is lying. It was a lifetime of no-name brand food and condiments and a general refusal of the use of herbs and spices in my mother's cooking, which sometimes turned out very nicely but often backfired, that eventually led me to the snap point of realizing flavour is incredibly important. Dry noodles and fake parmesan powder may have had something to do with it as well. If I keep eating the standard store bought society food for the rest of my life, I am entering into a life of heavy suffering. I was already exploring the possibilities outside of my parent's pallette when I was briefly permitted to have independence basically knowing I have been waiting for this exciting moment my entire life. Then I get placed back within their custody. Snap. It's time to go full amateur chef.

Then they start giggling at the slight absurdity of use of spices. Saying things like "Oh wow" over a hamburger with vaguely non traditional but still reasonably gourmet traditional, gourmet hamburger, high class hamburger, toppings. And "Oh wow" and gourmet hamburger pretty much go together and solve that little problem for you, it's just food. Shut up. Fucking... Avocado and fried onion garlic mushroom spinach mix with HP sauce and mayo. YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!? Shut up society. My German art techno vibes burger. Giggling about food. You've made some associations, society. You're out of your mind. Giggling about food.